SUNNY

Ye wafa ka silaa hai to koi baat nahi,
Ye dard apno ne diya hai to koi baat nahi,
Yehi bahut hai ki vo dekh rahe hai kinare se,
hum doob rahe hai to koi baat nahi.
Humko laga kyun, tum ho apney,
tuta hai dil, aur tutey hai sapney..
itney diye hai, mohabbat mein gam,
ab umar bhar bas tarseygein hum,
aise khwab dikha ke....
yun din raat rulake...
tum ko mila kya dil dhadkaakey...
bus dil ko tadpaakey.....

Tammana se nahi tanhai se darte hain
pyaar se nahi ruswaai se darte hain
milne ki to bohat chahat hai
par milne ke baad judaai se darte hain

Dil todna humari aadat nahi
Dil hum kissi ka dukhate nahi
Bharosa rakhna meri wafaon pe
Dil mein bas kar hum kissi ko bhulate nahi

Yaad mein teri aanhe bharta hai koi,
har saans ke saath tujhe yaad karta hai koi,
maut to sachai hai aani hai,
lekin teri judaai mein har roz marta hai koi....!

Sapno se dil lagane ki aadat nahi rahi,
har waqt muskurane ki aadat nahi rahi,
ye soch ke ki koi manaane nahi aayega,
ab hume rooth jaane ki aadat nahi rahi

Ajeeb si kashish hai tum mein,
k hum tumhare khayalon mein khoye rehte hain.
Yeh soch kar k tum khwabon mein aaoge,
hum din mein bhi soye rehte hain..

Khamoosh Raat K Pehloo Main Sitaray Nahin Hotay
In Rukhi Aankhon Main Rangeen Nazaray Nahin Hotay
Hum Bhi Na Kartay Parwah
Agar Aap Itnay Pyaaray Na Hotay

Khud Ko Khud Ki Khabar Na Lagay
Koi Achha Bhi Is Qadar Na Lagay
Aap Ko Dekha Hai Bas Us Nazar Say
Jis Nazar Say Aap Ko Nazar Na Lagay

Khubsurat Hai Zindagi Khuwab Ki Tarhan
Janay Kab Toot Jaye Yeh Kaanch Ki Tarhan
Kisi Moor Pay Mulaqaat Ho Gai Humari
Tu Aankhain Mat Moorna Anjaanaon Ki Tarhan

Jab Khamoosh Aankhon Say Baat Hoti Hai
Aisey Hi Mohabbat Ki Shorowat Hoti Hai
Tumharay Hi Khayalon Main Khoye Rehtay Hain
Pata Nahin Kab Din Aur Kab Raat Hoti Hai

Waqt Ki Aandhi Main Toofan Badal Jatay Hain
Zindagi Ki Rahoon Main Insaan Badal Jatay Hain
Badaltay Nahin Pyaar Kabhi
Pyaar Karnay Walay Insaan Badal Jatay Hain

Badi asaani se dil lgaaye jaate hain
par badi mushkil se waade nibhaye jaate hain
le jaati hai mohabbat un raaho par
jaha diye nahi dil jlaaye jaate hain.....

Door rehkar bhi yaad karenge
yeh mat sochna ki bhool jayenge tumey,
agar dost bankar raas na aaye
to ajnabi ban kar yaad aayenge tumey

Hum ji rahe hai, sirf tumhara didar karke
saans bhi le rahe hai tumhe yaad karke
khuda ke paas to ek din hum bhi jayege
per jayenge tera intZaar karke....!

Tum kya jano kya hoti hai tanhai
is tute hue patte se puch kya hoti hai judai
Yu bewafai ka ilzam na de zalim, is waqt se puchh ke kis waqt teri yaad na ayi.

Ulfat ka aksar yehi dastur hota hai
jise chaho wahi apne se dur hota hai
Dil tutkar bikharta hai is kadar
jaise koi kanch ka khilona chur-chur hota hai.....

kya mangu khuda se tume pane ke baad.
kiska karu intzar zindgi main tere aane ke baad.
kyun pyar me jaan luta deta hai log ,
mujhe maloom hua tumhe apna banane ke baad

Na maa ke pyar se,
Na dad ki maar se,
Na doston ki fatkaar se,
Na ladki ke inkaar se,
Na chappalon ki bauchar se.
Tum jaise aashiq sudherenge to ,
Sirf RAKHI ke hatiyaar se....

Kuch uljhe hue swalon se darta hai dil,
Na jane kyun tanhai mein bikhrta hai dil
Usko pane ka khyal koi badi baati nahi,
Bas usko kho dene ke khyal se darta hai dil.

Ishq se milti hai jo tanhaiyan
hum kaise unka dard bayan karenge,
Ek se he itni mohabbat kar li hai
Ki auro se ab mohabbar kya karenge.

Kisi ne kaha phool se k mujhko bata
tu aaj tak kyu khilta raha.
tune to di sabko khushbu tujko kya milta raha?
Phool ne muskurakar kaha abhi tu nadan hai,
jivan ke sachey pyar se abhi tu anjan hai,
Dene ke badle kuch lena vo to ek vyapar hai
Jo de kar bhi kuch na mange vo hi sacha pyar hai.

Tune aankhon mein jo dekha mere dil ko kya hua hai
Yeh kaisa raasta hai yeh kaisa waasta hai
Ik raah par chale they agar sath sath dono
Tere mere darmiyan kyun sadiyon ka faasla hai.

MajnO Ko Laila Ka Sms Nahi Aiya..MajnO Ne 3 Din Se Khana Nahi Khaya..MajnO Marne Wala Tha Laila Ke Pyar Mai..Aur Laila Bethi Thi SmS Free Hone Ke Intezar Mai..

Ager dum hai tu is sawal ka jawab yes or no me deke batao ... .... ... kya aapko pagalpan ke dure padhne band ho gaye hai?

Is Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain Tum bin hum bohat akele hain
Sab kuch chor kar tumeh e-mail karte hain Dekho hum kitne vele hain

Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai, Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai, Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai, Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

Aapki yaad me mene kalam uthai lia kaghaz, tasvir aapki banayi, socha tha dil se laga ke rakhe us tasvir ko, per wo tu bacchon ko darane ke kaam aayi...

Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bache hee kamine hain,
Jo Mammu-Mammu bulaate hain.

Har karz dosti ka ada kaun karega? Hum na rahe to dosti kaun karega? E khuda mere doston ko salamat rakhna, Warna meri shaadi mein dance kaun karega?

Zindagi Hey to Khwab Hain, Khwab hain tu Manzilen Hain,Manzilen Hain to Rastay Hain Rastay Hain TU Mushkilen Hain our Mushkilen Hain Tu "Main Hoon Na"

Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain, maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain, Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko, aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain.... waaaaahhhhhhhhh...

Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bache hee kamine hain,
Jo Mammu-Mammu bulaate hain.
 
 
Mandir mein jaap karta hoon, Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,
Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun, isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon 
 
jawaab teri shayari ka.... denge hum shayari mein....
naam tera likh baithe hain.... apne dil ki diary mein.... 
 
Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain, maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain, Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko, aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain.... waaaaahhhhhhhhh... 
 
Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki, har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai,
sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du , kambaqt bill bohat aata hai
 
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye, Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye, Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii...., Fiteh Mooh...Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!! 
 
Hi Musharraf needs 500 donkeys to attack on India. 499 ja chuke, message milte hi niklo... 
 
yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi, liya paper aur tasveer aapki banayi,
socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge, magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi... 
 
Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota, Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti, Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati, shukar hai tum nahi ho!!! 
 
Yeh jo haseeno ke baal hote hai, larkon ko phassane ke jaal hote hai,
na jaane kitno ke khoon piye honge inhone, tabhi to inke honth laal hote hai 
 
Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de, tarap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna, Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de 
 
Bari asaani se dil lagaye jaate hain, par badi mushkil se waade nibhaye jaate hain, le jaati hai mohabbat un raaho par, jaha diye nahi dil jalaye jaate hain 
 
Muskura do zara khuda ke vaste, sama-e-mahefil mai roshni kam hai,
tum hamare nahi to kya ghum hai, hum tumhare to haiN ye kya kam hai? 
 
TUSI bade hi gr8 ho, RASGULLE ki pl8 ho, PEPSI ka cr8 ho, ANDE ka oml8 ho, SMS KARNE ME bare le8 ho, JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho, KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...! 
 
Teri aankain jhuki jhuki, tera chehra khila khila
jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya, to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila 
 
Jaate hue kuch aisa kar ke jayo kaam
ki har galli se awaaz aaye..."ABBA JAAN"..." ABBA JAAN" 
 
Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai. mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai, jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka, is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai 

Vo likhte hain humara naam mitti mein
aur mita dete hain, Unke liye ye khel hoga
magar hume to vo mitti mein mila dete hain...
 
 
Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya 
 
Kabhi honsla bhi aazmaana chahiye, bure waqt mein muskurana chahiye, jab 10 dino mein khujli na mite, to 11 ve din nahana chahiye 
 
Dil torna humari aadat nahi, Dil hum kissi ka dukhate nahi
Bharosa rakhna meri wafaon pe, Dil mein basa kar hum kissi ko bhulate nahi 
 
Tammana se nahi tanhai se darte hain, pyaar se nahi ruswaai se darte hain, milne ki to bohat chahat hai, par milne ke baad judaai se darte hain 
 
Yaad mein teri aankhe bharta hai koi, har saans ke saath tujhe yaad karta hai koi, maut to sachai hai aani hai, lekin teri judaai mein har roz marta hai koi....! 
 
Jis mehfil mein khare hojai, waha Hrithik bhi jhukta hai,
Kaho Na Pyaar Hai, Kya mooh dukhta hai ? 
 
Arz kiya hai..... Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai , wah wah! wah wah!
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai , khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai? ha ha ha ha..... 
 
Child : - Mohit uncle mujhe na Bandar dekhna hai
Mohit : - Beta vo abhi E-Mail padh raha hai. 
 
 
Kon kehta hai dost ki tumse humari judaai hogi, yeh afwaah zaroor kissi dushman ne uraayi hogi, shaan se rahenge tumahre dil mein hum
itne dino mein kuch to jagah banayi hogi
 
Safed rang ho agar mehboob ka, toh mohabbat ki detergent khusbudar nazar aati hai, na koi aur hota kharid-dar SURF-EXCEL KA, aur na dhulai RIN-SUPREME ki kam nazar aati hai...!!! 
 
Jis din se juda vo humse hue, is dil ne dharkna chor diya
hai chaand ka mooh bhi utra utra, taaro ne chamkna chor diya 
 
Muskura do zara khuda ke vaste, sama-e-mahefil mai roshni kam hai,
tum hamare nahi to kya ghum hai, hum tumhare to haiN ye kya kam hai? 
 
Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi, aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi
are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi, jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi 
 
jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye, aur husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye
hum izhaar karne me thode dhiile ho gaye, aur unke haath peele ho gaye 
 
Kaun sa gham hai jo yeh haal bana rakha hai, na to makeup hai, na baalon ko sajaa rakha hai, aur khama-kha cherti rehti hai yeh rukhsaaron ko, Tum ne zulfon ko bohut sar pe chara rakha hai 
 
Jab i ne U se pyaar kiya, to night ko sleeping chor diya, tere face ki gentle beauty ne, mere kind heart ko phor diya 

You r my sweet SONA, I don't want u KHONA, I want a place in your heart's KONA, Otherwise i will start RONA, Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA
 
 
Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai, Unke aane ki aas lagti hai
unki dewangi mein hum ho gaye itne dewane, Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai 
 
Aapki yaad me mene kalam uthai lia kaghaz, tasvir aapki banayi, socha tha dil se laga ke rakhe us tasvir ko, per wo tu bacchon ko darane ke kaam aayi...
 
Jo sagar ne kaha lehron se, Jo ped ne kaha patto se, Jo phoolon ne kaha kaliyon se, wohi main tumhe kehta hum, Aey Chal Chal Hawa Aane De!! 
 
Kya aap.. Colse Up karte hain..? Kya aap Confidence se Chalte hai..! Kya aap Penalty Bharte hai...! "MOBILE" k bill se derte hai..! To aap SMS kyuo nahi karte hai..!
 
Tumsa koi zamane me hua tu RAB say shikayat hogi... Ek tu jhela nahi jaata... doosra aa gaya to kya haalat hogi.....HeHeHeHeHe.. 
 
Arz kya hai: Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi, ki bahaar aane se pahle fiza aa gayi, aur phool khilne se pahle....bakri kha gayi.. 
 
Abe o burai ke resgulle, Pap ki berfi , Bewafa ke laddu, Matlabi chuski,Badmashi ke pedhe, Jhoot ke kalakand.. Tu bada hi sweet hai re.. 
 
Height of selfishnes. Arz kiya hai, woh aaye hamare kabar per diya bujha gaye, Baki jo tel tha diya main sara sir pe laga gaye! 
 
Apun 1 sher bolega, Choro Taraf Chand faakrela hai light, Boleto ho gayeli hai nighat, Band karne ka tube light, Aur soneka tight, Boleto, Bye Good Night.. 
 
After finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna start his practice. He checked 1st patient eyes, tongue & ears by torch & finallly said Bole To.. Torch Theek hai 
 
Kabhi hosla bhi azmaa lena chahiye, Bure waqt main muskura lena chahiye, Jab saat din main bhi khujali na mite, to 8ve din naha lana chahiye. 
 
Bazu 0 me dam rakhta hun, Dil me gam rakhta hun, Aapki dosti k baad lago se wasta kam rakhta hun, Pata tha mujhe SMS aayega.Isliye disprin sath rakhta hun! 
 
Taza hawa ka jhoka aaya.. Khushbu teri sath laya...Phir mere dil me khayal aaya...Ke lagta hay ki...Aaj bhi tu.. Nahi "NAHAYA" 
 
Jis tarha heere ko heera katta hai... Sone ko sona katta hai...Lohe ko loha katta hai.. Theek usi tarha dekh lena ek din.. Tumhe kutta katega... 
 
Tum Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, Muskarate Raho, Sada Khilkhilate Raho, Khush Raho, Mera Kya Hain, Log Tumhian hi! Paagal Kahenge! Ha Ha Ha! 
 
Meri taref se apko 1 "PAPPI" Aapki saheli ko 1 "PAPPI" Saheli ki saheli ko 1 "PAPPI" Batau Q? Aaj hi mere "DOggy" ne 10 "PAPPI" ko janam de hai! 

Bhehar ki gali main paan ki dukan, Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan, Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan, Khake paan Paro bolo"Shukriya Bhai Jan"
 
 
Teri dosti ki roshni aisi hai ki har taraf ujala nazar ata hai... Sochta hun ghar ki bijli katva lu...Ajkal kambkhat bill bohat ata hai.! 
 
Doctor says to pathan: Appka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai? Pathan: Hoga zaror hoga; 25 saal se amara koon peeta aay..! 
 
Palko pe apni baithaya hai tumhe, badi dino ke baad paya hai tumhe, aasani se nahi mile tum, National Zoological park se churaya hai tumhe:! 
 
Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele, Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he, Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw? bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu. Sender...Circuit Bhai.!
 
Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho. Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho,Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho, Bataoo Mera Chatri Kab Do ge! 
 
Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhi me, Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai me, Hume mat dhundo duniya ki bhid me, Hum milenge tumhe fir kisi, free SMS ki scheme me! 
 
Kaise ho? maze me? tabiyat kasei? ungli me dard nahi na? aankh bhi ok? dimag thikane? Kaamal ha yar fir to SMS kar sakte ho!
 
Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.. When a person askied what he was doing.. He replied.. Oye! higher studies yaar... 
 
Khidki se deakho to raste pe koi nahi tha, Khidki se dekha to raste pe koi nahi tha, Raste pe ja ke dekha to khidki pe koinahi tha... 
 
LOng Time Ago.... Only idiots used.... to read my SMS And Today, The history continues... 
 
Whan i call u, 1 ring means i' m thinking of u, 2 rings means i like u, 3 rings means i'm missing u, 4 rings means i need u, 5 rings mean.. BEHRE PHONE UTHA! 
 
Aaj, Raat, Thik, 12, Baje, Ke, Baad, 1, Bajega! 
 
Aapke life mein mithas ho cadbury jaise, ronak ho nerolac paint jaise, mehak ho axe jaise, tazgi ho colgate jaise, aur tenssion free rehe huggies jaise! 
 
Sharab bani to Maikhane bane..Husn bana tu Deewane bane.. kuch tu baat hao aapme, yu hi nahi pagal khane bane.. Ha Ha Ha! 
 
Laloo: 2 his P.A.: Itne khiladi kyun football ko laat mar rahe hai? P.A.: Goal kar ne k liye. Laloo: Susra, Ball to pahle se hi gol hai aur kitna gol karenge.!

What is difference between watch & wife? Ans- Ek bigarti hae tu bandh ho jati hae our Dusri bigarti hae tu Challu ho jati hae!
 
 
When words fail, Eyes Work, When Eyes fail, Heart Works, When Heart fail... To kya? Samjh ke tapak gaya. MAMU..!
 
A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!!!
 
Dil k dard ko zuba per laate nahi, Hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi, Zakham chahe kitna hi gahre kyo na ho, hmm DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi! 
 
Ek sardar car me battery lagwane gaya, Mechanic ne poocha "EXIDE" ki lagaun? Sardar bole: yar, bar-bar kaun ayega DONO SIDE KI LAGADE! 
 
Ye sulgta hua Jism, Ye kap-kapate hue Honth, Ye thar-tharatehua Badan, Ya lad-khadati hui Awaz, Mujhe pehle hi paata tha ya Nishaaniya Malaria ki hi hai!
 
Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2 die? hosband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:! 
 
Suchta tha har mor per aap ka intezar karenge.. per, per, per, per, per, per, per, per, per, kambhakat sadak hi sidhi nikli. 
 
Ager dum hai tu is sawal ka jawab yes or no me deke batao ... .... ... kya aapko pagalpan ke dure padhne band ho gaye hai? 
 
Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts "Oye, ,mashoka le ker kahan nikle" Sardar gets furious & slap him & says" Oye. mashoka hogi tero. Meri to behan hai"! 
 
Porpose karne ka naya style..! Chand ko toor donga, Suraj ko phor donga, Tu ek bar bar haan karde buss.. Pahli wali ko chor donga! 
 
Message pe message bhejte ho, bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho, bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho, khudka bheja to chalta nahi dosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!! 
 
Two snakes sitting in the jungle, Female snake tried to kiss the male snake, Suddenly male snake turned and started singing 'zehar hai ki pyat hai tera chumma'! 
 
Aapke life mein mithas ho cadbury jaise, ronak ho nerolac paint jaise, mehak ho axe jaise, tazgi ho colgate jaise, aur tenssion free rehe huggies jaise! 
 
Sharab bani to Maikhane bane..Husn bana tu Deewane bane.. kuch tu baat hao aapme, yu hi nahi pagal khane bane.. Ha Ha Ha! 
 
Laloo: 2 his P.A.: Itne khiladi kyun football ko laat mar rahe hai? P.A.: Goal kar ne k liye. Laloo: Susra, Ball to pahle se hi gol hai aur kitna gol karenge.!
 
God ne tujhe bheja to bheja, lekin behja to aisa bheja ki behje main bheja hi nahi bheja, Ye mujhe kise ne bheja, isliye maine tujhe bheja

This year 7th aug. will be very lucky day for muslims b/c it is 7.8.6 (786).n it happens only once in the century n more this is our prophet (PBUH)born day (Monday).  n 11 of Rajab which never come again

7th aug  Buhot Lucky DiN Hai 100salon Main ek bar ata hai.786   Umir hai yah Din ap k Liya B Lucky Ho apni Duwaho Main Yaad Rakhana .....@ll bewafa ll.....> Date: 6/8/6

Bhari Mehfil Main Tanha Rehna Acha Lagta Hai
Tere Bare Main Sochtey Rehna Acha Lagta Hai

Kabhi Pholoon Main, Kabhi Kaliyon Main
Tujh Ko Hi Dhontey Rehna Acha Lagta Hai

Meri Zindagi Ki Khushiyan Tumhee Sey Hain Wabasta
Rab Sey Sirf Tumhein Hi Maangna Acha Lagta Hai

Hamare Darmiyan Haail Rahein Sadiyon Ki Khamoshiyan
Kuch Is Tarhan Guftugu Karna Acha Lagta Hai

Tumhre Baghir Zindagi Ka Koi Tassavur Nahi Hai
Kuch Is Tarhan Tumhari Tamanna Karna Acha Lagta Hai

Tum Hi Ko Chaha,Tum Hi Ko Chahtey Hain
Tumhi Ko Chahtey Rehna Acha Lagta Hai

AnMoL Cheen LonGa Tumhein Duniya Ki Rasmon Sey
Aey RaHiM, Zamaney Sey Baghawat Karna Acha Lagta Hai
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